Grocery Shopping--to the Extreme

Extreme grocery shopping takes some serious skill—more skill than one would think. First you have to mentally prepare. Before entering the market you must: sit in your car; breathe deep, and envision yourself dipping through the aisles, dodging other motorists and diving for the best sales. Gather every last one of your coupons and slowly begin to approach your destination.  Once inside the building, remember to show complete disregard for everyone within eye sight—especially when entering a checkout line. If, while swerving in and out of aisles, you happen to spot a limited time only sale item, do not pass it up. Quickly walk over to it and make sure you snatch one up; no matter what. Stay focused and remember to crush any obstacle in your way—any obstacles. Have no mind for those around you, as they are only there for themselves too.  Show no fear.